***INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE LEADER OF THE RESISTANCE***

To all new RESISTANCE recruits,

We're a couple of weeks in now, and I think it's time you were properly introduced to a few people (if you can call them that!)

This PRICK is all about honing the UPPER MANAGEMENT skill of distant observation - in the hopes that one day this talent will progress their career closer to the epicentre of the RED NEBULA.  They don't always interfere, but if you get too close (especially if they're having a bad day) they will shoot.  Keep your distance and they'll mind their own business - but make sure to always look busy!  Nothing infuriates this PRICK more than when you appear motionless - if you just fly around in circles, they'll (probably) leave you be.

At first glance, this type of PRICK can seem like a real team player.  They'll move in close, maybe even appear to be a little supportive...  But don't get sucked in by their niceties.  Remember who you're dealing with: this kindness is only ever for their own personal gain.  They're punitive and wry, more so if you open up to them.  Fortunately, if you don't approach them, they generally won't even know you exist.  Pretend these PRICKS aren't following closely behind you - and soon enough they won't be.  Ignorance is bliss.

Now, this is the kind of PRICK who brute forces their way through the ranks.  They don't use smarts against you like the HR MANAGERS will - but a direct charge still comes with considerable strength.  The thing is, they're typically just swinging their weight around.  If you can throw enough back at them fast enough, they'll never cause any damage (to you).  But make sure you do enough that you don't simply provoke them...  While it's fine to ignore the previous two PRICK types, this is one you want to deal with swiftly.

There are, of course, many variations to these base-form PRICKS out in the universe, so keep your wits about you.  We know UPPER MANAGEMENT tends to focus heavily on the forced mutilation of their delegates.  There are even rumours of select SUPERVISORS being augmented with the installation of laser-eyes.  I'll believe that when I see it.

Keep fighting the good fight.

- V